dovebalitang:

song of the lioness characters as john mulaney quotes

alanna: I was hoping by now that i would look older but that didn’t happen.

thom: ‘Whoa, that tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!’”

jon: Oh, yes, and what a mighty king I will be, eating dinner at 4:45 in the afternoon.

george: And I said ‘no’. You know, like a liar.

gary: It’s a grid system mother fucker!

raoul: It’s really easy not to go to things. It is so much easier not to do things than to do them.

buri: *smashes a 40* SCATTER

thayet: This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.

myles: I’m either having a drink or I have to pee. You’re living the golden years, kid, not me.

alex: To me, “Person of Interest” is almost too flattering.

roger: IN FACT, WE’RE GONNA FRAME YOU FOR MURDER, AND YOU’RE GONNA GO TO JAIL FOR 30 YEARS.

liam: A 28-year-old healthy man trying his best.

coram: Thirteen year olds are the meanest people in the world.

faithful: I like to lean in and go “stop snitchin’ motherfucker” and walk off.

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